Is there anything better than a night out listening to some of the funniest people on earth tell jokes about the joys—and, let’s face it, injustices— of parenting? Getting that same awesome comedy show with complimentary wine and cheese! Seize your escape, and kick your feet up with a treat-yourself evening at Kepler’s for Parent’s Night Out. Go The F*ck to Sleep author Adam Mansbach will be joined by Kate Schatz, author of the New York Times best-selling Rad Women series for his latest, F*ck, Now There Are Two of You.

F*ck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about a new addition to the family, perfectly articulating all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two kids is a million more kids than one kid. With an audiobook version by Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm's Larry David, you know this is funny material… watch the trailer here.

Join us for a hilarious, R-rated evening… no kids allowed! You’ll leave doubled-over with laughter, filled with cheese, and your kids will want to know what the f*ck were you thinking having so much fun without them.